SOANYWAY Threadery

For Those About To ROCK!

“So anyway… if you need me, I’ll be somewhere between the riff and the encore.”

Crank up the volume with our rock-themed pun t-shirts! These designs are perfect for music lovers who live and breathe rock 'n' roll. From classic rock references to modern music jokes, each shirt features original artwork that'll make fellow rockers do a double-take.

• Setlist-level puns: designs that hit hardest if you actually know the band references (the “wait… I get it” double-take).
• From metal to mellow: a mix of heavy, funny, and nostalgic—so you can match your mood (or your playlist) without changing your personality.
• Riff → encore → repeat: designs that fit your whole routine: jam, snack, overthink the setlist, do it again tomorrow.

So anyway… whether you’re front row, back row, or parked somewhere near the merch table pretending you “don’t need another shirt,” this collection is for the people who measure time in riffs, live for the encore, and can’t hear a power chord without smiling.

For The PSYCHO-LOGICAL Evaluation!

Get inside your own head with our psychology and mindset-themed pun t-shirts! These clever designs explore the quirks of the human mind with humor and wit. Perfect for overthinkers, deep thinkers, and anyone who appreciates a good mental health joke.

This collection is for the people who can read a room, read a text three times, and still wonder if they sounded weird. It’s for the self-aware spirallers, the gentle overthinkers, the “I’m fine” professionals, and the deep-feelers who cope with humor because it’s either that or start a brand-new life in a different city. Wear these as a wink to your inner dialogue—and a warning label to everyone else.

Wearable “therapy session”: smart jokes that feel like an inside nod between people who’ve done the work (or at least googled it at 1:12am).

Chaos with a conscience: make “good intentions + messy brain” a headline promise—your people are overwhelmed, kind, and weirdly reliable. 

Living on the Spectrum: a full diagnostic range—today you’re spiraling, tomorrow you’re vibing, and both are valid.

So anyway… I’m processing.

GREATEST HITS

"So anyway... these are the ones everyone's talking about."

Your “start here” collection—our most iconic, most-clicked, most-quoted designs in one place. If someone’s ever said “wait… where’d you get that shirt?” it was probably one of these. Built for music brains, psychology brains, and the beautiful overlap in the middle—each design comes in light + dark so you can match your mood (or your laundry situation).

• The gateway tees: the easiest way to meet the brand—instant recognition, instant conversation-starters.
• Music + mind energy: classic rock attitude meets self-aware humor (riff people and overthink people welcome).
• Light + dark variants: same punchline, two vibes—stage-black or daytime-clean.
• Gift-proof picks: the “I didn’t know what to buy you but this is PERFECT” lineup.
• Wear-it-anywhere funny: bold enough for a double-take, normal enough for Tuesday.

This curated collection features our top 5 best-selling tees:

• CHAOTIC GOOD VIBES - Perfect blend of authentic positivity
• SNACK SABBATH - Heavy metal meets snack time
• PINK FREUD - Psychology meets rock legends
• DEAF LEOPARD - Classic rock pun perfection
• ONE MORE RIFF - Every musician's bedtime story

"So anyway... soundcheck is in 5 minutes."

RARE BOX SETS - Bundles

"So anyway... I couldn't pick a favorite, so I got them all."

We’ve all been there: you find that one legendary bin at the back of the record store, the one labeled “Rare & Unreleased.” Your heart skips a beat because you know you’ve found something most people will never even hear about.

Our Rare Box Sets are the SOANYWAY version of that discovery. We’ve curated our most iconic, witty, and slightly-distorted designs into themed bundles for the true collectors—the overthinkers who don’t just want a shirt, but a complete visual manifesto.

• The Full Frequency: Get every "track" in the collection (including light and dark editions) so your wardrobe never misses a beat.

• Remastered Value: We’ve tuned the pricing to be much lighter on your wallet than buying the "singles" individually. It’s the ultimate roadie-approved deal.

• The Complete Vibe: Whether it’s the 33⅓ Fever Dream rock parodies or our signature Psychology Stage lineup, these bundles ensure your look is cohesive from the first riff to the final encore.

These aren't just bundles; they are high-fidelity wardrobes for the people who live life on a different frequency.

So anyway... your collection is officially complete. Ready to drop the needle?